Did you ever think that, to the nuts inside, the peanut shell is like their whole universe?
I mean, they could fall in love, and never be together, because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison -- the shell -- keeps them apart. It's so sad!
How they must hate their cruel, cruel master, The Shell--
...uncaring despoiler of legume romance!
And then, one day, they're free! And it's like, "Let's dance, you hot salty nut!"
Did you ever think that, to the nuts inside, the peanut shell is like their whole universe? I mean, they could fall in love, and never be together, because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison -- the shell -- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel, cruel master, The Shell-- ...uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then, one day, they're free! And it's like, "Let's dance, you hot salty nut!" Nut porn is what it is. Disgusting.
