Me: Hallo God, this is Adolf God: Hallo! I am a Christian. Me: didn't you want me to clean the earth of all Jews? God: No I didn't want you to clean the earth of all Jews. What's it like? Me: It's sastisfying. Just great, why don't you try it too? God: Who said it is? Thanks for your support. It cannot be determined from the information given. Yes I try to try it too as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: please, try it God: Wow you are very polite. What is the first step? Me: 1. get a Jew God: Only one? Where can I get one? Me: 2. kill him God: Two. Killing is wrong. Me: 3. ????? God: Three what? Me: 4: PROFIT!!! God: Is this a math question?
Me: you are a mongoloid God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mongoloid? I don't know. Me: you don't know? God: I know that I do not know. Are you really a ""? Me: i like super chicken soup God: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I really like the party. Me: you must like to party with a lightbulb up your aars God: Whatever you say, .
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God: What are your goals in life? Me: aars God: Not many people have goals like that. Me: what is your goal? God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Me: that is gay God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: Hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: cancer God: I have a lot of Cancer friends. Me: do you enjoy cancer God: Someone said they like guns. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: what is cancer God: Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth. Me: do you like it? God: CANCER seems okay to me.
God: Interesting deduction. I believe in God and the Bible. Me: Ok God: Aha. Me: do you believe in fairytales? God: Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: I believe the hansel and gretel story God: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Me: So the bible mght be a load of crap? God: Yay. New Testament or Old? Me: both God: What are both like? Me: crap God: Your criticism is noted, .
