GOOD DAY INFIDEL, LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. MY NAME IS VICTOR VAN DOOM, RULER OF LATVIA, EVIL GENIOUS AND PART TIME DENTIST. YOUR PUNY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND MY INTELLECT. NOW, ON TO YOUR FIRST QUESTION, YES. "HOW DO I MAKE A FAKE POOPOO". WELL. ITS PRETTY SIMPLE. FIRST, YOU TAKE A GINGERBREAD OR BASTOGNES. THEN YOU TAKE A BOTTLE OF COLA. MIX IT UP UNTILL IT BECOMES A SMUTSCHIG SUBSTANCE, PLACE IT IN A POOPY POSITION, AND VOILA, YOUR VERY OWN EATABLE POOPLOG HAS BEEN CREATED. ENJOY.
