"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. 'Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years.' Well, how ****ing scientific! Okay. I Can't argue with that kinda.. you know.. "research".
You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? 'That's right.' Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready? 'Uh-uh.' Dinosaur.
You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time ... you'd think it would have been mentioned in the ****ing Bible at some point. 'And, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus ... with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: "What a big ****ing lizard, Lord!" But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat ****ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.
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ik ga echt naar zuidoost komen om je vader dood te baffen
"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
"I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. You believe that?" "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God might be ****in' with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their heads? God's running around, burying fossils: "Huh huh ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA. I'm a prankster god. I am killing me. Ho ho ho ho."
You know, you die, you go to St. Peter, "Did you you believe in dinosaurs?" "Well, you know, there was fossils everywhere." [Bill makes a whap sound on the mic] KOOM Ooowwwwwww. "What are you, an idiot? God was FUCKING with you! Giant flying lizards? You moron! That's one of God's easiest jokes!" "It seemed so possible! Aieeeeeeeee!"
maar alles wat hij laat zien staat niet in de bijbel, want de bijbel is niet engels en al zijn teksten komen uit een engelse bijbel, want in het origineel (wat in het hebreeuws is gerschreven en geen medeklinkers kent (waneer staat er dan kus en wanneer kaas bijv?)) is er wel degelijk een referentie naar!
Anonymous wrote: maar alles wat hij laat zien staat niet in de bijbel, want de bijbel is niet engels en al zijn teksten komen uit een engelse bijbel, want in het origineel (wat in het hebreeuws is gerschreven en geen medeklinkers kent (waneer staat er dan kus en wanneer kaas bijv?)) is er wel degelijk een referentie naar! zogenaamd study, in de shop cker
het geloof waar we het over hebben gaat niet over de 'zogenaamde' ware vertalingen. christendom in de vorm waar wij die op kennen gaat over de bijbel zoals wij (en de engelse) het lezen. in other words, argument overruled.
